his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
YOOOO I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT
WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
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Only thing better than one night stands is two night stands. Carved from the finest mahogany and nicely placed on each side of the bed.
THAT IS MAHOGANY
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OKAY, ENOUGH! YOU TRY SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE!
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Britain:
Excuse Me
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Spain:
Perdon
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Italy:
Permesso
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France:
Pardon
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Canada:
Sorry
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Australia:
Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
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carly:
i threw a wish in the well
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me:
how do you throw a wish in---
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carly:
don't ask me i'll never tell
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me:
ok
